Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Breakfast At Tiffany Bridal Shower

La nonna consiglia

Dear girl, if your heart is broken, if you do not know how to cheer you up, instead of soaking the pillow with your streams of tears, stop lubricating the face sheets and begins to follow the advice of his grandmother.
Grandma knows how long, very long. The grandmother knows the longest of all. He knew steers, dudes in the suburbs, francs and serfs. The grandmother is wise and suggests you: listen to his wise warnings.

1. Pert my mother to a temp de giuvinot that Capis to Negotiate.
not waste your time behind someone who does not understand a shit.

2. ago my idiot as you are there in the circuits with AMIS to
Do not be a goose when you're with your friends.

3. If you love vou fatt, fat a bit 'wishes.
If you want love, do not give it to him right away.

4. I love giurament Duren one day.
not to listen to Bausch making many promises.

5. The omen g'han Dinc of the can: When Full minga encourage, full tomorrow.
pittbull Men are like: if you do not mozzicate today, tomorrow you mozzicate.

6. Pianc minga between via the lat.
not cry after having given away.

7. pussy Furest Usel and celebrates.
Save aesthetics.

8. If you voret does well, Varda who do it.
not give it to the first passing.

9. If you remain oul heart of a fieou me that, I would be a great om.
The Dude will be immature, but it's still the best.

10. The frog uses' the marsh, if it minga INCO VA Duman.
Roll over a pile of pussy, a bullock cart.

And finally ... mezz'umet toh, toh half-men!

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